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Tuesday, July 11, 2023

New ‘Ahsoka’ Trailer Drops Potential ‘Rebels’ Bombshell

 

If you weren’t already salivating like a womprat at a bantha roast over Ahsoka, you probably are now.

Lucasfilm unveiled a new trailer for their upcoming Star Wars Disney+ series that gives us new looks at Lars Mikkelsen’s Grand Admiral Thrawn, Eman Esfandi’s Ezra Bridger, Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s Hera Syndulla, the villainous Shin Hati and Baylan Skoll (Ivanna Sakhno and the late Ray Stevenson) post-Rebels relationship between Ahsoka Tano (Rosario Dawson) and Sabine Wren (Natasha Liu Bordizzo) … or apparently their lack of one.

“You never made things easy for me,” says Sabine, her arms crossed in defiance. “… Master.”

Wait.

WAIT.

Did I miss something? Indeed, it seems as though Ahsoka and Sabine had a falling out that ended their Master/Apprentice kinship, which either means that Ahsoka simply served as a secular mentor to the younger Sabine … or that the Mandalorian demolitions expert and graffiti enthusiast is Force-sensitive.

This is either Dave Filoni shrugging his shoulders at four seasons of his own TV show that hardly hinted at Sabine’s Force abilities, or we’re due for a massive retconny revelation about her when the series debuts next month.

Join me in obsessing over the Ahsoka trailer below, and don’t miss the series’ two-episode premiere Aug. 23, exclusively on Disney+.

Thursday, July 6, 2023

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Diminishing Returns?

 


Indiana Jones came out of retirement for one last adventure on June 30 for James Mangold’s Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, a film rife with nostalgia in Disney’s continued plundering of time-tested IP in pursuit of theatrical fortune and glory. Given the lukewarm box office reception in its debut weekend, during which it fell short of projections by whipping up just $82 million domestically over five days, it’s safe to say that fortune eluded Indy this time around – especially given its $300 million budget. As for the glory? Well, that depends.

Way back in 2008, I was remarkably high on Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, a film that became the subject of much derision due to its fridge-nuking propensity for silliness. Although I affirm that Crystal Skull is still the weakest in the series to this day (spoiler: Dial of Destiny is a stronger film), it still has that classic Steven Spielberg charm in spots and features Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones – one of the greatest marriages of actor and character in movie history.

And it’s that strength of Ford’s performance that carries much of Dial of Destiny, even when it veers into the realm of the preposterous. Infamously a curmudgeon in the press these days, Ford, 80, has a twinkle in his eye as he closes the curtain on a character that he, Spielberg and George Lucas created more than 40 years ago. Indy alumni Karen Allen and John Rhys-Davies return as Marion Ravenwood and Sallah, joined by series newcomers Phoebe Waller-Bridge as Indy’s goddaughter Helena Shaw, Ethann Isidore as aspiring aviator Teddy, and Mads Mikkelsen as the villainous Jürgen Voller. The story, which spans several decades, revolves around Archimedes’ Dial, a device that gives its wielder the power to transcend space and time.

Mangold had big shoes to fill in directing the first and only Indiana Jones film not helmed by Spielberg, but as he did with the phenomenal Logan, he tells a compelling story about an aging hero coming to terms with the mistakes of the past and the mounting limits of his mortality. A well-paced first act shows us a younger World War II-era Indy (by way of some impressive de-aging technology) escaping Nazis on board a speeding train, where we’re introduced to the film’s main villain and the titular Dial (or at least half of it). We then catch up with an elderly Indy in 1969 on the cusp of his retirement, but a chance reconnection with his estranged goddaughter Helena brings him back into conflict with Nazis and back into pursuit of an artifact that has the power to alter the course of history.

A fun first act gives way to a muddy middle that caused me to look at my own Dial of Destiny (my watch) a few times, and the climax is going to be something scholars (nerds) debate for a long, long time. That said, for a series that’s featured beating hearts plucked from chests, an eleventh-century knight living long enough to learn the Charleston and actual ALIENS, I didn’t bump into the film’s final scenes as much as some other people on the internet and I’m satisfied with where Indy ultimately winds up.

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny likely won’t be the most memorable film you see this year or even this summer, and anyone expecting it to reach the highs of the original three films will be as disappointed as Walter Donovan when he wet his whistle in the Canyon of the Crescent Moon. That said, getting to see Ford as Indiana Jones one more time goes a long way. And when it comes to long-running, decades-spanning franchises – Indy or otherwise – it’s not the years. It’s the mileage.  

Saturday, June 17, 2023

The DCEU Goes Across the Bat-Verse with ‘The Flash’

 


Nostalgia is a powerful tool in the era of the “Legacy Sequel.” From Star Wars to Spider-Man to Jurassic World to Ghostbusters, franchises are banking on millennials’ intense desire to see their childhood heroes brought back into the spotlight alongside contemporary protagonists for “one more adventure.” And I’d be lying to myself if I didn’t say I was sold on Andy Muschietti’s The Flash the moment I saw Michael Keaton don his iconic Batman cape and cowl in the trailer. If The Flash delivered on the Keaton Bat-Goods, I would be more than satisfied with the rest of it.

Yes, Keaton delivers, and if you’re planning on seeing The Flash solely to see your childhood Batman mix it up on the big screen once again – those wonderful toys in tow – you won’t be disappointed. Of course, with that must come a strong understanding that this is not his movie.


To provide a sense of what Batman means to me, let’s take a step or perhaps a slow-motion sprint (ha) back in time to the 1980s with Kenner’s Super Powers Collection, an assortment of DC figures complete with character-specific action features that would give me my first two superhero action figures: Batman and Superman. I honestly can’t recall whatever became of my Batman. It was either lost to a supermarket floor somewhere or fell victim to a couch cushion boobytrap (Adam West has been through worse). The Superman, however, was the Sheriff Woody to my Andy, and I took that mini-Man of Steel everywhere until he, too, was lost to the Phantom Zone. Toy Biz ultimately rekindled my interest in superhero action figures in 1989 with the release of their line of movie- and comic-inspired figures tying into Tim Burton’s smash-hit Batman film, which included a Keaton-adjacent black-suited Batman, a semi-Jack Nicholson Joker, the henchman of all henchmen named only Bob the Goon, and an assortment of other DC characters not in that film, including Robin, Mr. Freeze, The Penguin and, of course, Superman.

I didn’t see Burton’s Batman until it arrived on home video, and even though Nicholson’s Joker TERRIFIED me, I was hooked. And when I learned that there would be a sequel featuring Penguin and Catwoman, I was overcome with Batmania. The only cure was, apparently, to beg my parents for as many Batman Returns consumer products as possible, including Kenner’s fantastic action figure line that gave us about 984 different versions of Batman, a Penguin that looked nothing like Danny DeVito, a Catwoman no one could find in any stores, a Robin that wasn’t even hinted at in the final film, and a set of Penguin Commandos. These were penguins that had rockets strapped to their backs. Penguin. Commandos. Have I mentioned that I LOVE Batman Returns?

Of course, my dad took me to see the film – my first PG-13 movie in theaters – and although it sparked a mild panic among parents’ groups and corporate partners for its sexual content, violent nose-biting, and the omnipresent ooze spewing forth from Penguin’s mouth, there really wasn’t anything else I could think about in the summer of 1992. Rest assured, I rolled into King Street Elementary School the following year with a full array of Batman Returns school supplies and quoting Christopher Walken’s Max Shreck before quoting Christopher Walken was cool. “Expensive baubles” indeed. 

And even as a kid raised on Star Wars, Keaton’s Batman quickly became one of my favorite fictional heroes. From the voice to the attitude to the way he effortlessly took down the bad guys (sometimes to a permanent end, as purists have always pointed out), Keaton’s Caped Crusader was cooler than vichyssoise, a soup that, as Alfred Pennyworth himself taught us, is “supposed to be cold.”

But we’re here to talk about The Flash, aren’t we? This is a film that puts a red-and-yellow bow on Zack Snyder’s DCEU before the James Gunn-led reboot of the film universe. It’s also a film that’s surprisingly fun, full of genuine laughs and boisterous action set pieces that are sure to entertain. And yes, Keaton’s not the only returning hero in this one, and some of the cameos are maddeningly fun, but I won’t spoil them here. I’ll leave that to the TikTokers who spoiled them for me.

But there’s also a super-powered elephant in the room when it comes to The Flash thanks to the much publicized and troubling recent actions of its star, Ezra Miller. It’s difficult to separate the actor from the work in many instances, and it can be a heavy lift to do so here, but I will say that Miller carries much of the film through their comedic timing and the emotional weight they bring to a character who, frankly, wasn’t given all that much to do in either cut of Justice League that came before. Barry Allen is kind of a goober – he admits that repeatedly throughout the film – and with a story that demands two Barrys on-screen through much of it, this could have been a real chore of a movie. But it isn’t. It’s kind of a blast, and it’s a lot more fun than I thought it would be. 

But what’s it about, anyway? The Flash revolves around Barry learning he can use his speedster abilities to travel through time. Barry, obsessed with clearing his father’s name for the murder of his mother years earlier, comes to a powerful realization: What if that murder never even happened? After manipulating one small moment in the past – and encountering a mysterious and violent creature between timelines that sends him off-course – Barry finds himself in an alternate universe one decade earlier. In this world, Barry has yet to gain his powers, Superman doesn’t exist, and Batman has retired. So, when General Zod shows up with a Kryptonian army (as he did in 2011’s Man of Steel), it’s up to Barry to team up with his younger self, an elder Dark Knight and a Kryptonian who is not Kal-El to stop Zod and, ultimately, keep reality from imploding on itself.

There’s a lot of action in this film that’s thrilling to watch despite some surprisingly janky CGI, including a sequence involving multiple computer-animated babies that was almost uncomfortable to watch. There were also some slow-motion running sequences that elicited laughter from the audience I was with (I might have joined them), which is probably not the intended reaction for a film about a character who, well, runs.  

Despite its flaws, the fun I had with The Flash was undeniable, as was the Joker-esque smile plastered across my face whenever Keaton was on-screen. To paraphrase Bruce Wayne himself, I wanted The Flash to get nuts. And it got nuts.