I know that you Wortmaniacs are clamoring for new content, so here's a gem from Youtube of a very dramatic prairie dog. Is he up to something? You bet he is.
Look out for my review of "Live Free or Die Hard." The short version? I liked it. Go see it.
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Drama Prairie Dog
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Feast Your Eyes on...A New Simpsons Trailer!
James here. The Simpsons Movie is due next month, so expect its advertising to ramp up for the next few weeks leading up to its July 27th release.To tide us all over (because honestly, who doesn't like The Simpsons?), Fox has released yet another trailer to ensure that we'll fork over our $10 to watch something that we've enjoyed for free for two decades.
I kid. The animation for the flick looks superb (it looks like they mixed a lot of 3D in there, and the coloring is phenomenal).
Plot? Looks to be firmly anti-conservative, especially with the whole President Schwarzenegger thing and the seemingly environmental slant (Schwarzenegger? Hasn't he been parodied on the show for years as Rainier Wolfcastle?). Oh and Homer gets a pig. Shenanigans ensue.
Yippee Ki Yay, Melon Farmer!
Like most people who grew up in the 80's, I'm really looking forward to this Wednesday's Live Free or Die Hard, the fourth installment of the Bruce Willis action series. A lot of people, particularly the talkbackers over at Ain't It Cool News, have been pissing and moaning about the film's PG-13 rating, a move by the studio to ensure a bigger opening in a summer movie season clogged with blockbuster sequels and remakes.
Now, one of the things that has endeared moviegoers to the Die Hard franchise in the past is its R-rated depiction of brutal desperation. John McClane, the series' protagonist, is a flawed New York (and occasional LA) police officer who gets placed in these really unfortunate situations which force him to be a hero. And part of what made the character (and the situations) believable was the language and the violence.
Now, I don't need gallons of blood or a smattering of F-bombs to enjoy a movie, but toning down the film's rating is also taming John McClane as a character. The word "motherf*cker" MUST follow his "yippee ki yay" catchphrase. While the final two movies used it as more of a "witty thing to say when he blows up the bad guys at the end," the phrase was the ultimate "screw you" to the first film's villain, Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman). He was a villain who had planned out every concievable obstacle in his scheme to rob the Nakatomi corporation dry, and here was this American who "watched too many movies as a child," running around like John Wayne and systematically killing his men. He's a foul-mouthed fly in the ointment, a tradition carried on in both Die Harder and Die Hard With A Vengeance.
According to some early reviews, the film may be in danger of becoming the typical big-budget action film: tame and overblown, with the kind of unrealistic set pieces reserved these days for superheroes. Perhaps an R-rated cut will be released on DVD in a few months, but we may be stuck with "McClane lite" until then.
Nevertheless, I have faith in Bruce Willis, and am anxiously awaiting its June 27th release date.
Now, one of the things that has endeared moviegoers to the Die Hard franchise in the past is its R-rated depiction of brutal desperation. John McClane, the series' protagonist, is a flawed New York (and occasional LA) police officer who gets placed in these really unfortunate situations which force him to be a hero. And part of what made the character (and the situations) believable was the language and the violence.
Now, I don't need gallons of blood or a smattering of F-bombs to enjoy a movie, but toning down the film's rating is also taming John McClane as a character. The word "motherf*cker" MUST follow his "yippee ki yay" catchphrase. While the final two movies used it as more of a "witty thing to say when he blows up the bad guys at the end," the phrase was the ultimate "screw you" to the first film's villain, Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman). He was a villain who had planned out every concievable obstacle in his scheme to rob the Nakatomi corporation dry, and here was this American who "watched too many movies as a child," running around like John Wayne and systematically killing his men. He's a foul-mouthed fly in the ointment, a tradition carried on in both Die Harder and Die Hard With A Vengeance.
According to some early reviews, the film may be in danger of becoming the typical big-budget action film: tame and overblown, with the kind of unrealistic set pieces reserved these days for superheroes. Perhaps an R-rated cut will be released on DVD in a few months, but we may be stuck with "McClane lite" until then.
Nevertheless, I have faith in Bruce Willis, and am anxiously awaiting its June 27th release date.
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